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Yellow Peril with Suction Cup - $40

For $40 you can stick this sucka anywhere. On the wall, on the floor, on your forehead, or on the moon. Need a coat rack? Check! Need a shower hook for your soap-on-a-rope? Double Check! You’re limited only by your imagination, sense of adventure, and appreciation for lewd humor. Silicone, Size: 6" x 1-1/4"

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Yellow Peril with Magic Bullet - $45

Oooh la la! Buzzz. You know what this one does. Just insert the vibrating bullet into the base of the dildo and let it take you to Funkytown. Very quiet and waterproof. Bullet is 2-1/2″ long, 1/2″ wide. Three 1.5V batteries included. The Micro Vibe has a pull string for easy removal from your toy. Only $45! Silicone, Size: 6" x 1-1/4"

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Yellow Banana Holder - $5

What's yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside? A banana protected by one of our banana holders, of course! Four out of five food scientists agree that a bruised banana leads to accelerated rotting rates for your favorite yellow-toned tropical fruit* (and what could be worse than a mushy banana?). We at YellowDildo.com decided to sell these handy-dandy banana holders to protect yo 'ish from the dangers of your backpack, fannypack, or plastic grocery sack.**

*Ten out of ten fact checkers believe the authors of this description made this statistic up.
** Banana holder style may differ slightly from photo. Still works the same, though.

Each Yellow Peril Dildo is individually hand-poured and molded by Vixen Creations in San Francisco, an experienced manufacturer of sex toys since 1992. Vixen Creations provides this particular yellow toned model exclusively for ChimCo.

There are currently two types of Yellow Peril dildo offered: 1) Yellow Peril with a Suction Cup bottom and 2) Yellow Peril with insertable Micro Vibe bullet vibrator. Both models are made from the safest 100% premium silicone, and are phthalate free & hypo-allergenic. More details next to each Yellow Peril Dildo model to the left.

Product Care:

Wash silicone toys with antibacterial soap and warm water OR Sterilize in boiling water for three minutes OR toss into the dishwasher. If you’ll be sharing toys with a partner, use a condom, or wash between uses. Use ONLY with water-based lubricants, never silicone-based. To maintain shape, store the product upright in its reusable container.