The Dildomaker: What Canst Thou Dildo-ize?
April 2, 2013 by CBRUHS

FINALLY! A gadget for your home that can turn just about anything into a sex toy. Is there a single thing on god’s green earth that’s off limits for your fla-fla or no-no?

Apparently not, according to inventor/designer/OBGYN school dropout Francesco Morackini, who has dubbed his magical creation “The Dildomaker”. Why limit yourself to 100% hypoallergenic, hygienic, pliable yellow silicone (ahem) when you could, according to Morackini’s website, make a dildo out of “limitless choices”:

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So. Many. Dildos.

Is that a TREE BRANCH?!?

Chim have mercy.

via Jezebel and HuffPo

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