G.I. Joe aka The Abs of Storm Shadow Show
April 15, 2013 by CBRUHS

The long-awaited “G.I. Joe Retaliation” came out in late March, dominating the box office with $52M in sales over Easter weekend; with a worldwide gross of over $270M to date. “Retaliation” is directed by John Chu and stars Elodie Yung, Channing “nude lip gloss” Tatum, The Rock, and some other roided out old dudes I don’t care about and wish would get out the way to make room for more sha-wing-worthy Byun Hun Lee as STORM AAAYOOOGAAH SHADOW!

WHAT. I just wanna take a pair of spoons to that washboard and hammer out “Amazing Grace”.

How sweet the sound, indeed.

pic via Angry Asian Man

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