Entries in Category: Asian American Culture
Pussy Paddler Makes Poons Pop (It’s Not What You Think)
July 18, 2014 by CBRUHS

Holy Hoo-Ha, talk about dedication to one’s craft! (See, it’s LITERALLY a pussy kayak. And a fun alliteration).

Japanese artist Megumi Igarashi –  aka Rokudenashiko — has demonstrated an uncompromising, steadfast commitment to chocha art — to the extent that her latest endeavor has landed her right in the clink!

Rokudenashiko started down the glorious pussy path when, feeling something was “abnormal” with her own fla-fla, she underwent vaginal “rejuvination” surgery. Afterwards, she felt “disconnected” from her remodeled cooter and turned her energy towards spreading the sweet gospel of poon acceptance through her artistic creations — which includes jewelry, an iPhone case, and her latest project: gliding around in a kayak modeled after her very own ladyparts — which promptly got her arrested under Japans’ obscenity laws.

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America’s Porn Searches by Fetish, by State, and by Duration
August 31, 2013 by Bang!

I’m a big fan of infographics and this one may be the most fascinating one yet. Now we know what people are searching for on Pornhub (I’d probably say its THE most popular site for free, and paid, porn on the web) — and it’s aggregated BY STATE!

Now we know which states are into the most deviant shit (I’m looking at you Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Tennessee, West Virginia; AKA the “Cream Pie” Belt), the most strangest stuff (“Anita Queen” is what-now, Nevada?), the most puzzling (Kentucky and “hentai”? Really?), the most indecisive (I’m looking at you “compilation” lovers), the most “Ebony”-loving Southern states (Yay Civil Rights(?)) and the most inexplicable (Mississippians’ site visit durations last the longest AND they’re most into “teen” porn? That just seems wrong). Take a look at the map and go deeper (pun...

Hyphen Magazine Profiles Cbruhs and BANG!
July 22, 2013 by Bang!

Hyphen Magazine Issue 27: Sex - Summer 2013

Thanks to Hyphen Magazine the mysterious founders of the Yellow Peril dildo have finally revealed themselves. Kinda. Cbruhs and BANG! Wanna thank Hyphen Magazine for an awesome photoshoot and a great article, which you can read below. Stay tuned for the outtakes from this photoshoot as we release them one by one… but only if you’re good.

Yellow’s not always mellow. A shared interest in media portrayals of Asian American male sexuality led nonprofit consultant Cynthia Brothers and her business partner (who goes by the name “Bang!”) to the Yellow Peril — a fully functional dildo as well as a potent political statement to reclaim Asian American sexual perceptions.

The duo is using one stereotype (the name is a reference to late-19th century stereotypes of Asians as invasive yellow hordes out to destroy Western values and civilization) to battle another...

Keni Styles Opens Our, Ahem…Package!
May 15, 2013 by CBRUHS

That’s right! THE Keni Styles! In episode #70 of his Kenicamz vlog, America’s most beloved (and only?) Asian adult film star opens our package of Yellow Peril Dildo #schwag. SQUUEEE!! Although, we do get swiftly upstaged by a box of Downy fabric softener balls (jump to 2:57 for the ChimCo cameo):


Free household supplies! SQUUEEE!!

Thanks Keni! Can’t wait to see what that lucky girl thinks of the Yellow Peril! smile

G.I. Joe aka The Abs of Storm Shadow Show
April 15, 2013 by CBRUHS

The long-awaited “G.I. Joe Retaliation” came out in late March, dominating the box office with $52M in sales over Easter weekend; with a worldwide gross of over $270M to date. “Retaliation” is directed by John Chu and stars Elodie Yung, Channing “nude lip gloss” Tatum, The Rock, and some other roided out old dudes I don’t care about and wish would get out the way to make room for more sha-wing-worthy Byun Hun Lee as STORM AAAYOOOGAAH SHADOW!

WHAT. I just wanna take a pair of spoons to that washboard and hammer out “Amazing Grace”.

How sweet the sound, indeed.


pic via Angry Asian Man

The Walking Dead Porn Parody and Yellowfaced Glenn
February 11, 2013 by Bang!

Thanks for Darling Ela for putting the below video together. Your friends here at ChimCo completely agree with you. Apparently, even though it’s 2013, the folks at Burning Angel don’t know it’s offensive to use Yellowface. True, it’s been talked about at Jezebel, KoreAm and Big WOWO. So we all know DASRACIST. But I want to point out it’s 2013 also because the first episode back from the Walking Dead’s winter’s hiatus has proved one thing: GLENN IS A MUTHAFRACKIN BADASS. DUDE is RIPPED and bloodied and kicking zombies with his boots until they die (again). Other folks are shooting guns (I hate you Andrea), crossbows (Daryl, you made a big mistake), but Glenn is on a rage and killing with his hands and feet! DUDE IS ON ONE. He is EASILY the best character on the show, especially now. And the moment (GOD FORBID) Glenn OR Maggie kick the bucket, there will be more...

New JINBO Music Video
January 30, 2013 by Bang!


Real smooth R&B/hip hop track by Korean based rapper JINBO. Real smoove at eating a banana there JINBO!

Lieutenant Sulu’s Log, Stardate 020809: John Cho is Up to Big Things
July 17, 2012 by Yellow Dildo

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John Cho, the greatest and handsomest thespian to ever graduate from the University of California, Berkeley, sure has been BUSY lately. First he gets picked up on NBC’s new Matthew Perry comedy ‘Go On’, which was created by some ‘Friends’ producers. Here’s a spoiler: He’s Matthew Perry’s boss. And the young Chris Rock kid from ‘Everybody Hates Chris’ is in it.

Wait, there’s more? John Cho is also in a new Jason Bateman film called ‘Identity Thief’, along with Melissa McCarthy, Amanda Peet and Genesis Rodriguez.

And of course there’s the ‘Total Recall’ remake where John Cho plays the guy that hooks Colin Farrell up with a mind-meld trip to Mars. He stars along the always beautiful (and 1/4 Burmese) Kate Beckinsale.

OH WAIT THERE’S MORE? Yes, an animated Harold and Kumar series on Adult Swim voiced by the great John Cho and our favorite mid-level staff member...

Yellow Peril Dildo Now Available at Blacklava!
May 28, 2012 by Yellow Dildo

Blacklava—everyone’s favorite online “store for all things Asian American”—just got even better. Headed up by the tireless powerhouse Ryan Suda, Blacklava offers apparel, media, and accessories with political/cultural themes to showcase your AZN pride, son! Blacklava also sells products by Hyphen, Angry Asian Man, Korematsu Institute…and now…Chimco!

Blacklava just added the Yellow Peril Dildo as its newest offering, so now you have even more ways to your hands on one and rock your progressive, Asian empowerment ass.
Yellow Peril vibe

So celebrate Blacklava’s 20th Anniversary and APA Heritage Month by ordering a Yellow Peril from Blacklava (in vibe and suction cup models)...and make sure to check out their full catalogue of goods (our favorites include the “I Will Not Love You Long Time” and “I Suck at Math” shirts).

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The Yellow Peril X APA Vagina Monologues
May 14, 2012 by CBRUHS

ChimCo appreciates the power and prominence of vaginas. So we’ve partnered with the fierce females behind the Asian Pacific American Vagina Monologues by bringing Yellow Peril Dildos to APAVM audiences and supporters. A Yellow Peril Dildo was raffled off at the “Oakland Hella Loves Vaginas” dance party fundraiser, and another will be up for silent auction at the show on May 17th.

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In a climate where women’s rights and agency over how to care for our own bodies is under attack by wealthy white men, we need a production like the APA Vagina Monologues. Because it’s about asserting and reaffirming our power as women of color, as sisters, as human beings. Which is why — as many times as you may have read or seen Eve Ensler’s classic — there still needs to be a space for us to make the production our own and give it new life with APA voices.

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