Entries in Category: Dildos
Pussy Paddler Makes Poons Pop (It’s Not What You Think)
July 18, 2014 by CBRUHS

Holy Hoo-Ha, talk about dedication to one’s craft! (See, it’s LITERALLY a pussy kayak. And a fun alliteration).

Japanese artist Megumi Igarashi –  aka Rokudenashiko — has demonstrated an uncompromising, steadfast commitment to chocha art — to the extent that her latest endeavor has landed her right in the clink!

Rokudenashiko started down the glorious pussy path when, feeling something was “abnormal” with her own fla-fla, she underwent vaginal “rejuvination” surgery. Afterwards, she felt “disconnected” from her remodeled cooter and turned her energy towards spreading the sweet gospel of poon acceptance through her artistic creations — which includes jewelry, an iPhone case, and her latest project: gliding around in a kayak modeled after her very own ladyparts — which promptly got her arrested under Japans’ obscenity laws.

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America’s Porn Searches by Fetish, by State, and by Duration
August 31, 2013 by Bang!

I’m a big fan of infographics and this one may be the most fascinating one yet. Now we know what people are searching for on Pornhub (I’d probably say its THE most popular site for free, and paid, porn on the web) — and it’s aggregated BY STATE!

Now we know which states are into the most deviant shit (I’m looking at you Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Tennessee, West Virginia; AKA the “Cream Pie” Belt), the most strangest stuff (“Anita Queen” is what-now, Nevada?), the most puzzling (Kentucky and “hentai”? Really?), the most indecisive (I’m looking at you “compilation” lovers), the most “Ebony”-loving Southern states (Yay Civil Rights(?)) and the most inexplicable (Mississippians’ site visit durations last the longest AND they’re most into “teen” porn? That just seems wrong). Take a look at the map and go deeper (pun...

Keni Styles Opens Our, Ahem…Package!
May 15, 2013 by CBRUHS

That’s right! THE Keni Styles! In episode #70 of his Kenicamz vlog, America’s most beloved (and only?) Asian adult film star opens our package of Yellow Peril Dildo #schwag. SQUUEEE!! Although, we do get swiftly upstaged by a box of Downy fabric softener balls (jump to 2:57 for the ChimCo cameo):


Free household supplies! SQUUEEE!!

Thanks Keni! Can’t wait to see what that lucky girl thinks of the Yellow Peril! smile

OH WHAT You Have SEX with Your Sex Doll? EWWWWW
April 26, 2013 by Bang!

Seriously all you do is have sex with your made-to-look-real silicon sex doll? If that’s all you do, then you are missing out on oh-so much my friend. In what may be the greatest use of the in-browser Google Translator service in Google Chrome, the Japanese website http://dollroom.sakura.ne.jp/ is run by someone I can only assume is a Japanese dude who lives alone in a Tokyo studio apartment. Someone who loves video games, magic tricks and trying on clothes. See, the genius (or absolute creepiness) of this website is that dude treats his sex doll like a blogger who nonchalantly reviews the very latest in iPads, Wii‘s and anything else he can get a hold of. The creepy stills creates a story that gets creepier and creepier as you scroll down. It would be funny if it was created ironically by a comedy troupe in LA trying to make it big online. But done up by a dude on...

The Dildomaker: What Canst Thou Dildo-ize?
April 2, 2013 by CBRUHS

FINALLY! A gadget for your home that can turn just about anything into a sex toy. Is there a single thing on god’s green earth that’s off limits for your fla-fla or no-no?

Apparently not, according to inventor/designer/OBGYN school dropout Francesco Morackini, who has dubbed his magical creation “The Dildomaker”. Why limit yourself to 100% hypoallergenic, hygienic, pliable yellow silicone (ahem) when you could, according to Morackini’s website, make a dildo out of “limitless choices”:

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So. Many. Dildos.

Is that a TREE BRANCH?!?

Chim have mercy.

via Jezebel and HuffPo

Yellow Peril Dildo Now Available at Blacklava!
May 28, 2012 by Yellow Dildo

Blacklava—everyone’s favorite online “store for all things Asian American”—just got even better. Headed up by the tireless powerhouse Ryan Suda, Blacklava offers apparel, media, and accessories with political/cultural themes to showcase your AZN pride, son! Blacklava also sells products by Hyphen, Angry Asian Man, Korematsu Institute…and now…Chimco!

Blacklava just added the Yellow Peril Dildo as its newest offering, so now you have even more ways to your hands on one and rock your progressive, Asian empowerment ass.
Yellow Peril vibe

So celebrate Blacklava’s 20th Anniversary and APA Heritage Month by ordering a Yellow Peril from Blacklava (in vibe and suction cup models)...and make sure to check out their full catalogue of goods (our favorites include the “I Will Not Love You Long Time” and “I Suck at Math” shirts).

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The Yellow Peril X APA Vagina Monologues
May 14, 2012 by CBRUHS

ChimCo appreciates the power and prominence of vaginas. So we’ve partnered with the fierce females behind the Asian Pacific American Vagina Monologues by bringing Yellow Peril Dildos to APAVM audiences and supporters. A Yellow Peril Dildo was raffled off at the “Oakland Hella Loves Vaginas” dance party fundraiser, and another will be up for silent auction at the show on May 17th.

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In a climate where women’s rights and agency over how to care for our own bodies is under attack by wealthy white men, we need a production like the APA Vagina Monologues. Because it’s about asserting and reaffirming our power as women of color, as sisters, as human beings. Which is why — as many times as you may have read or seen Eve Ensler’s classic — there still needs to be a space for us to make the production our own and give it new life with APA voices.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal & Rupert Everett Introduce You to the First Vibrator Circa 1880
May 3, 2012 by Bang!

If only this movie came out two years ago when we did all that research on vibrators and dildos! Those documentaries were creepy boring and made the invention of vibrators as exciting as the invention of the first washing machine. This movie, however, is a hilarious Maggie Gyluhjgjgyjll film that covers the use of vibrators for “medical” purposes to relieve women of “hysteria”. Those early lucky Tendonitis-striken doctors are portrayed by that dude from Adam (he’s British??) and that guy from the Lexus commercial and Rupert “what have I been doing since My Best Friend’s Wedding” Everett. Only the British can bring you a comedy about dildos and keep it classy and funny. Watch it.

The Yellow Peril x Oakland’s FeelMore510 Giveaway Collab
January 20, 2012 by Bang!

As part of the release of our fabulous Yellow Peril Dildo, we are teaming up with THE #1 Adult Boutique Shop in Oakland, FeelMore510, to giveaway a handful (pun intended) of dildos during their celebration of Lunar New Year! That’s right folks, no joke: FREE DILDOS, all week long! For more information on how to get your hands on a Yellow Peril at FeelMore510 (pun intended once again), check out their website or Facebook or Twitter

FeelMore510 in Oakland (1703 Telegraph Ave), the best place to find luxury sex toys, literature, artwork and all you need for a feelgood night:

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Margaret Cho Loves Her Dildo
January 19, 2012 by Bang!

Margaret Cho loves her dildo. But come on Margaret, if given the choice between a Jeff Stryker dildo and the Yellow Peril, you’re gonna choose us, right? We have a suction cup model too! But I would suggest putting that sucker (pun intended) against a stationary wall. Or the floor.

Dildo speak begins at 4:16: